Friday, March 21, 2008

The Pink Wiggle and the Saga of my Grotty Children



My Children are grotty.

Filthy

Dirty

Grubby

I can dress them and have them look immaculate and within 20 seconds they look like they've never seen a bathtub in their lives let alone made intimate acquaintance with one.

It must be genetic because I'm rather like that. I dress myself, I fix my hair and do my make up.By the time I walk out the door I look like I'm homeless and that's without noticing the miscellaneous stains that gather around my bust area.

So to get decent pictures of my darling grots I usually have to pounce in the 2.5 second gap between dressing them and the remainder of the day.

Well Dear Constant ( and long suffering ) Reader, I have given up...so here are some pictures of my children at their finest, filthy( or naked, Ted's latest skill is undressing herself).



We also had visitors today, one of my best friends Kelly and her boyfriend Dave dropped round. He's now known as the unofficial Pink Wiggle for his skill in baby entertaining. I've never seen such a big strapping childless blokey bloke have such patience in reading 4656 renditions of a cardboard dinosaur book to a 15 month old.




Go Dave ya big ol softy!


Also some random pictures of Teddy and myself at the Adelaide museum and Zoo , including on picture of her in her new Ergo carrier.






I look happy in the picture but I must mention she'd just piddled all down my back, the joys of her nappy getting scrunched down while I carried her !

Enjoy and Ciao for now Dearest charming Constant Reader.

3 comments:

Mandy xxx said...

Ah Eden, they are just as gorgeous, dirty and feral as they are clean and in Fred :)

Hope you and the kids are well. Happy Easter.

Unknown said...

T has grown heaps! And nice to see the Bug featured, looking snappy!

fran said...

It's great to have you back!!
I've been stalking your diary! Your kids are gorgeous, despite the dirt and I have a case of serious pram envy! rofl.
Hope you are well.
fortune cookie.